Market Analyst’s job is very easy
Looks like it is one of the easiest jobs on planet earth. If you’re a market analyst your job is very simple-
If SENSEX is at around 21500 you’ve to say “Sensex has support at 21000 and resistance at 22500”. When it falls to 20800+ you’ve to say “market has strong support at 20000”. It falls below 20k; lower the support level to 19k, then to 18k, next at 17k. Tomorrow if it falls below 17k say “Strong support at 16000”
If round figure sounds unprofessional use 16255, 17872 etc to get an impression that you’ve done some deep analysis to arrive at that figure. Have some phrases (sub prime crisis, Reliance Power IPO, Recession, global trends, market correction, profit booking, FIIs etc ) handy to throw in occasionally.
I was of the opinion that astrologers have an easier job (they just need to keep a collection of 10-20 paragraphs containing generic statements (such as you will have a happy day today, trouble expected from close corners, good day to express your opinion, chances of loosing valuable things etc) and randomly map one paragraph to one zodiac sign and publish. But recently market analysts have beaten them…
No offence to both professions. Post written on humorous note.
Related: Working as an independent consultant
If SENSEX is at around 21500 you’ve to say “Sensex has support at 21000 and resistance at 22500”. When it falls to 20800+ you’ve to say “market has strong support at 20000”. It falls below 20k; lower the support level to 19k, then to 18k, next at 17k. Tomorrow if it falls below 17k say “Strong support at 16000”
If round figure sounds unprofessional use 16255, 17872 etc to get an impression that you’ve done some deep analysis to arrive at that figure. Have some phrases (sub prime crisis, Reliance Power IPO, Recession, global trends, market correction, profit booking, FIIs etc ) handy to throw in occasionally.
I was of the opinion that astrologers have an easier job (they just need to keep a collection of 10-20 paragraphs containing generic statements (such as you will have a happy day today, trouble expected from close corners, good day to express your opinion, chances of loosing valuable things etc) and randomly map one paragraph to one zodiac sign and publish. But recently market analysts have beaten them…
No offence to both professions. Post written on humorous note.
Related: Working as an independent consultant
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